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2016 Vintage: The Chainsmokers “Closer” Domination

Why the backseat of a Rover? Because this song was played so many times in 2016 that it’s now legally required to be played at every high school reunion until 2050.

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2016 “Lemonade, Starboy & The Year of the Legends” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_User04/30/1996 07:24I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@Nokia_Snake_Champ12/19/2006 21:42Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
@Pager_Guy02/26/1998 07:59Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
@Rewritable_CD03/17/2000 02:30I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.
@Hattori_Hanzo_S07/06/1998 16:33I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Thundercats_Ho05/29/2010 16:02Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
@Bad_Luck_Brian08/05/2009 20:40Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Tagged_Network10/17/1996 07:11You’ve been tagged... with a funny joke!

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