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2012 Archive: The Plum

 I’ve got a “juicy” gossip about the rover.

Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover12/03/2007 11:49Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Uncle_Rico_9801/20/2003 01:59I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Blink_Tag_User09/05/2013 17:07<blink>SO FUNNY!</blink>
@Gaia_Online_Gold04/25/1997 22:20Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@GL_HF_Runner08/20/1998 00:51Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
@David_After_Dent10/31/2006 12:10Is this real life? Or is it just funny?
@Hacktivist_Fan05/04/2010 19:33Hacking into the comedy mainframe.

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