Why Michael Fassbender (again)? For a movie where everyone whispered Shakespeare in the rain while looking incredibly stressed and dirty.
Part of the 36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2015 “Chewie We’re Home, Bear Fights & Shiny Chrome” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
Why Adam Driver? For proving that he can play any Italian man of ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Gran Turismo Logic
Why the gamer? For a movie that spent two hours reminding us that...read more »
2025 Archive: The Karate Kid
Legends: Why Jackie Chan and Ralph Macchio? For proving that "Wax...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Beau Is Afraid Adventure
Why the three hours? For an Ari Aster movie that felt like a 180-...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
Why Bill Skarsgård? For a remake that proved that even after 100 ...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Iron Claw Muscles
Why Zac Efron? For a movie where the actors had so much muscle an...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Maestro Nose
Why Bradley Cooper? For a performance so dedicated that he spent ...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
In 2012, Hollywood was all about the "Payoff." It was the year we...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2010 “Inception, Social Networks & Toy Incinerators” Edition
In 2010, Hollywood decided that if a movie didn’t have at least f...read more »
2024 Archive: The Love Lies Bleeding Muscles
Why Kristen Stewart and Katy O'Brian? For a movie that suggested ...read more »
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2025 Vintage: The Bad Guys 2
Why the heist? For proving that being "good" is only fun until yo...read more »
40 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2007 “Anton Chigurh, Milkshakes & Giant Robots” Edition
In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
35 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2005 “Batman Begins, Sith Revenge & Mountain Brokeback” Edition
In 2005, Hollywood went dark. It was the year we realized that a ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Barbie Existential Crisis
Why was Margot Robbie crying? Because she proved that even if you...read more »
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There is no cow level, but there is this joke!
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!