Why was the U.S. so united in August? Because for two minutes, everyone stopped arguing about politics to stare at the sun—and Donald Trump proved he was the only man “brave” enough to do it without safety glasses.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
Back when the internet was simple and funny.
...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!