Suddenly every workout video involves “The Body,” and I’m just here trying to finish a bag of chips.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
And in the morning, I am making waffles! Great joke!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.