2000 Archive: The Chapter 11
What do you call a room full of dot-com lawyers? A “liquidation party.” Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia… Read More »2000 Archive: The Chapter 11
2000 Classic: The Starter Jacket Pew Squish
A teenager trying to slide into the middle of a crowded row while wearing a giant, puffy team jacket, accidentally taking two hymnals down with… Read More »2000 Classic: The Starter Jacket Pew Squish
1999 Archive: The Technicality
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a 486 processor? The processor eventually gets replaced by something faster; the lawyer just gets more expensive. Part… Read More »1999 Archive: The Technicality
1999 Legacy: The Sixth Sense Secret
Why was Bruce Willis the best actor of 1999? For keeping a secret so well that for six months, the only person in Hollywood who… Read More »1999 Legacy: The Sixth Sense Secret
1998 Legacy: The High-Rise
She bought “high-waisted” jeans. I told her they’re almost touching her armpits. Part of the 65 Marriage Jokes: The 1998 “Google & Grunge” Edition archive.… Read More »1998 Legacy: The High-Rise
1998 Classic: The Grand Jury
A juror asks Bill, “Did you lie?” Bill says, “I provided a ‘thematically accurate’ version of the truth that was just waiting for the right… Read More »1998 Classic: The Grand Jury
1997 Classic: The Multi-Colored Zip Folder
Having a massive canvas binder that zipped completely shut, making a noise like a motorcycle engine every time you needed a clean piece of paper.… Read More »1997 Classic: The Multi-Colored Zip Folder
1996 Classic: The Palm Pilot
Why was Dad so confused? Because he got a “handheld computer” but realized it took him longer to write a note with the stylus than… Read More »1996 Classic: The Palm Pilot
1996 Legacy: The Mall Walker Fleet
Arriving at the local shopping center at 6:30 AM in matching gray sweatsuits to complete four laps around the fountain before the stores open. Part… Read More »1996 Legacy: The Mall Walker Fleet
1995 Archive: The “Talk to the Hand”
The ultimate 1995 conversational extinguisher for when your brain has officially run out of comebacks. Part of the 60 Observational One-Liners: The 1995 Life &… Read More »1995 Archive: The “Talk to the Hand”