A juror asks Bill, “Did you lie?” Bill says, “I provided a ‘thematically accurate’ version of the truth that was just waiting for the right ‘historical context’.”
Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!
Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
Just landed a 900 while reading this!
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
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I’m checking my email and I found a winner!