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What do you call a room full of dot-com lawyers? A “liquidation party.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

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In 2023, the legal profession realized that the "Bar Exam" might ...read more »

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Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »

Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »

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He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »

In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »

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In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

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@ModemWarrior06/17/1997 22:47I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!

@Hotmail_Original05/19/2003 02:34Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!

@Scream_Ghostface08/07/1997 05:07Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Donny_V_ShutUp07/21/2011 23:24Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!

@Borat_Very_Nice04/26/2010 23:16Very nice! Great success!

@Frag_Master_9908/02/2013 02:51Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!