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2000 Classic: The Starter Jacket Pew Squish

A teenager trying to slide into the middle of a crowded row while wearing a giant, puffy team jacket, accidentally taking two hymnals down with him.

Part of the 34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer05/12/1995 16:42Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Myspace_First_Friend12/28/1999 06:06I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
@RoboCop_9008/04/1998 10:53Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Res_Dogs_MrPink04/13/2007 20:55I don’t tip, but I do laugh!
@Charlie_Bit_Me01/12/2015 02:12Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
@Overly_Attached02/02/2005 07:07I’m watching you... read this joke!
@Ask_Jeeves_Butler03/31/2000 19:19May I suggest another joke, sir?
@Pwnage_King02/27/2002 23:35Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
@Deal_With_It_G05/17/2010 12:45Deal with it. This is gold.

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