Why was Dad so confused? Because he got a “handheld computer” but realized it took him longer to write a note with the stylus than to just use a freaking pen.
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2024 Archive: The Final 2024 Vibe
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40 Christmas Jokes: The 1996 “Tickle Me & 64-Bit” Edition
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The power of three... laughs!
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Smells like... teen humor. I love it.
Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
The pool is closed... but the joke archive is open!
Found this on the deep end of the net.