2009 Legacy: The G.I. Joe Camouflage
Why was G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra a target? Because the “accelerator suits” were just a fancy way of hiding the fact that nobody on screen… Read More »2009 Legacy: The G.I. Joe Camouflage
2008 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
The science teacher looking incredibly stressed because he couldn’t find the “play” button on the remote control, accidentally looping the documentary’s background music for twenty… Read More »2008 Vintage: The DVD Menu Loop Nightmare
2008 Archive: The Square
I’m “boxy” but good. Part of the 188 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Stark & Dark Knight Edition (2008) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Couch
“Is this leather?” “It’s ‘Synthetic Empathy’.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2007 Classic: The Pig
I’m “hogging” the Wi-Fi. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Vintage: The Robin
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the fridge for some snacks! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Robin
2006 Archive: The Hatch
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hatch. / Hatch who? / Bless you! Part of the 46 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2006 Wii-Era Edition archive.… Read More »2006 Archive: The Hatch
2006 Archive: The New Year
She’s already making a list of “2007 Failures” for me. Part of the 63 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Wii” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The MacBook Pro Debut
Why was the designer so smug? He had a “MagSafe” power cord and spent the day tripping over it just to show it would pop… Read More »2006 Classic: The MacBook Pro Debut
2006 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up
Why Danny DeVito for Deck the Halls? For proving that even a comedy legend can get lost in the tinsel. Part of the 34 Razzie Awards… Read More »2006 Archive: Worst Supporting Actor Runner-up