2012 Legacy: The Step Up Revolution
Why was there a flash mob in the driveway? Because the movie made us think that “protest-dancing” was the best way to ask the city… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Step Up Revolution
2012 Classic: The Curiosity Diagnosis
“I’m curious,” the doctor said, looking at my X-ray. I told him, “Being curious is fine for a robot on Mars, but for a doctor… Read More »2012 Classic: The Curiosity Diagnosis
2011 Legacy: The Death of Kim Jong-il
Why was the mourning in North Korea so intense? Because when your leader is a “God” who supposedly invented the hamburger and never used a… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Death of Kim Jong-il
2011 Legacy: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
Why was the salesman a hero? Because he turned his phone into a “Router” and saved the meeting at the airport. Part of the 76… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Laptop Wi-Fi “Hotspot”
2011 Legacy: The Mario Monti Government
Why did Italy hire a “Technocrat”? Because they needed a grown-up to explain to the country that you can’t pay for pasta with IOUs anymore.… Read More »2011 Legacy: The Mario Monti Government
2011 Archive: The Final Harry Potter Movie
Why did the lawyer cry at the end? Not because it was over, but because the “Intellectual Property Goldmine” had finally run dry. Part of… Read More »2011 Archive: The Final Harry Potter Movie
2011 Archive: Justin Bieber (Under the Mistletoe)
Why was he singing Christmas songs in October? Because in 2011, his hair was still his most famous asset, and he needed a reason to… Read More »2011 Archive: Justin Bieber (Under the Mistletoe)
2010 Vintage: The America’s Next Top Model
“One, but they have to ‘smize’ so hard the glass cracks.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the iPad… Read More »2010 Vintage: The America’s Next Top Model
2009 Legacy: The G.I. Joe Camouflage
Why was G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra a target? Because the “accelerator suits” were just a fancy way of hiding the fact that nobody on screen… Read More »2009 Legacy: The G.I. Joe Camouflage
2009 Classic: The Twilight Saga Continuity
Why did the English teacher give up on classic romantic literature? Because New Moon hit theaters, and the back row refused to discuss Shakespeare unless… Read More »2009 Classic: The Twilight Saga Continuity