2022 Archive: The “Victoria’s Secret” Jax
She just told us that the brand was made up by a guy in Ohio. 2022 is the year of “Exposing the Secret.” Part of… Read More »2022 Archive: The “Victoria’s Secret” Jax
2022 Legacy: The Scream 5 (Scream)
A “requel.” They’re making fun of movies while they’re in a movie about making fun of movies. Meta-2022. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Scream 5 (Scream)
2022 Classic: The Three Hosts
Why did Regina Hall, Amy Schumer, and Wanda Sykes host? Because after three years of no hosts, the Academy figured they needed at least three… Read More »2022 Classic: The Three Hosts
2022 Legacy: The Touchscreen Face ID Denture Crisis
Being completely rejected by your smartphone’s automated facial scanner at 6:30 AM because the computer refuses to recognize Grandma before she puts in her teeth… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Touchscreen Face ID Denture Crisis
2021 Vintage: The Clubhouse App
Why did the blonde sit in her closet and talk to her shoes for three hours? She heard “Clubhouse” was the new audio-only social network… Read More »2021 Vintage: The Clubhouse App
2020 Vintage: The Megan Thee Stallion “Savage” Remix
Why Beyoncé? For the moment the Queen of Houston and the Queen of the World teamed up to prove that being “classy, bougie, ratchet” was… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Megan Thee Stallion “Savage” Remix
2019 Archive: The Smart Speaker Liturgy Fail
The head pastor referencing the historical city of “Alexandria” during his Sunday homily, accidentally triggering a hidden voice assistant in the vestry which loudly announces,… Read More »2019 Archive: The Smart Speaker Liturgy Fail
2019 Classic: The Paper Calendar Defense
Refusing to look at a calendar app on a smartphone, firmly maintaining that if a month doesn’t feature a physical picture of a sleeping puppy… Read More »2019 Classic: The Paper Calendar Defense
2019 Legacy: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the tea on the leaked set photos. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Tea
2018 Classic: Elon Musk’s Space Tesla
Why was there a car in orbit? Because Elon launched his Roadster into space, proving that even billionaires get bored during the holidays. Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: Elon Musk’s Space Tesla