The head pastor referencing the historical city of “Alexandria” during his Sunday homily, accidentally triggering a hidden voice assistant in the vestry which loudly announces, “I’m sorry, I couldn’t find a matching playlist in your library.”
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2019 “Wireless Streaming, Smart Pews & Modern Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2024 Archive: The Vertical Video Sermon Crisis
The youth ministry leaders attempting to record a prayer challeng...read more »
2025 Classic: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2025 Classic: The Smart Glass Sermon Freeze
Watching the tech-savvy young assistant pastor attempt to read hi...read more »
2024 Classic: The YouTube Buffer Apocalypse
A video update from global missionaries cutting out every thirty ...read more »
2024 Classic: The Tupperware Archaeology
Cleaning out the freezer in the fellowship hall kitchen after a l...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Voice Assistant Siri Prayer Failure
The assistant pastor asking his phone's voice helper to locate th...read more »
39 Religious Jokes: The 2001 “Burning CDs, Nokia Texting & Fellowship Hall Upgrades” Edition
In 2001, church life was transitioning out of the millennium scar...read more »
2025 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
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39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
In 2009, church life was fully adapting to the social media explo...read more »
2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
2024 Archive: The Movie Ticket Bookmark
Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2024 Archive: The Noise-Canceling Confession
A parishioner entering the confessional box keeping his high-end ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Hadouken of a joke! Boom!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
A joke for the end of the world.
Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!