2018 Classic: The Speeding Ticket
Why did the lawyer argue with the AI camera? He claimed the algorithm lacked “human empathy and judicial discretion.” Part of the 45 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2018 Classic: The Speeding Ticket
2017 Archive: The “What Lovers Do” Maroon 5
SZA is on this! 2017 is the year SZA officially became the queen of features. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The 2017 Spinner Revolution… Read More »2017 Archive: The “What Lovers Do” Maroon 5
2017 Legacy: The Get Out Teaspoon
I can’t hear a spoon hitting a teacup without worrying that I’m about to enter “The Sunken Place.” Thanks, Jordan Peele. Part of the 66… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Get Out Teaspoon
2016 Classic: The Chicago Cubs Win the World Series
Why was the ghost of a goat finally leaving? Because after 108 years of waiting, the Cubs proved that miracles actually happen—and that 2016 was… Read More »2016 Classic: The Chicago Cubs Win the World Series
2016 Vintage: The Transplant
“We found a donor, but their ‘Privacy Settings’ are blocking the surgery.” Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Transplant
2015 Classic: Best New Artist
Why Sam Smith? Because the Grammys love a British singer who can make a room full of people cry simultaneously. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2015 Classic: Best New Artist
2014 Legacy: Operation Inherent Resolve
Why did we start bombing Iraq (Again-Again)? Because the 2011 “Withdrawal” turned out to be a “Short Intermission” before the third act of the desert… Read More »2014 Legacy: Operation Inherent Resolve
2014 Vintage: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” in my high-res selfie. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Archive: The Chromecast Curiosity
Why was the IT guy staring at a small stick? He heard he could “cast” his screen to the TV, and he spent four hours… Read More »2013 Archive: The Chromecast Curiosity
2012 Legacy: The Step Up Revolution
Why was there a flash mob in the driveway? Because the movie made us think that “protest-dancing” was the best way to ask the city… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Step Up Revolution