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🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2015, "the dress" divided families, and the Apple Watch conque...read more »

In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »

Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »

A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

Stealing from the rich and giving... to the legal team.My lawyer ...read more »

In 2013, the legal world went viral. It was the year of "Selfie" ...read more »

The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »

A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »

@Frasier_Crane03/11/2015 17:16I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Fight_Club_Tyler01/08/2004 17:17The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Mean_Girls_Regina10/10/2008 10:09Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Project_Mayhem10/26/2005 06:27Our first rule: Laugh at everything.

@Brazil_Terry_G10/19/2010 07:36Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.

@Green_Day_Fan06/18/2007 11:43Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Best_Viewed_IE411/10/1999 11:48Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!