2014 Vintage: The Garlic

I’m “breath-taking” in my high-res selfie.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "shore."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full R...read more »

I’m "taking" a bite out of the new era.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

My car refused to take me to the gym. It said I needed "rest-mod...read more »

I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

2008 was the year the Marvel Cinematic Universe took its first br...read more »

I’m "rising" with the smart-dough.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "blown" away.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m a "couch" potato in a smart-home.Part of the 124 Classic Pun...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

@Pager_Guy10/02/2005 20:40Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!

@OfficeWorker_9903/14/2000 20:38I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@ChatRoom_Queen11/22/2009 06:41A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!

@Kernel_Panic_9805/31/2005 00:35This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Jackass_Johnny12/03/2006 01:20Don’t try this at home... the laughter is too intense!

@PopUp_Blocker_X05/29/1999 02:50I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.

@Captain_Obvious11/27/2000 08:01This is a comment on a funny joke.