Why did we start bombing Iraq (Again-Again)? Because the 2011 “Withdrawal” turned out to be a “Short Intermission” before the third act of the desert trilogy.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
One does not simply read one joke.
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
All the search engines agree: this is funny.
3D laughs are the best!
Deal with it. This is gold.