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2016 Vintage: The Transplant

“We found a donor, but their ‘Privacy Settings’ are blocking the surgery.”

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch & Precision Medicine” Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Gopher_Explorer10/23/2001 19:58Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Dawson_Creek_Fan12/15/2013 11:46I am crying... with laughter!
@Dorm_Room_Hero07/10/1997 11:12My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Broadband_Newbie11/02/2004 12:21Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry11/23/2005 06:28In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Banner_Exchange04/01/2011 11:59Click my banner for more laughs!

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