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2009 Classic: The Twilight Saga Continuity

Why did the English teacher give up on classic romantic literature? Because New Moon hit theaters, and the back row refused to discuss Shakespeare unless they could decide if Team Edward or Team Jacob had a better character arc.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar Hype, Justin Bieber Fever & Minecraft Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The Yeezy Sneaker Envy Repeat
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User01/14/2013 17:01Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Baywatch_Runner04/23/2001 23:41Laughing in slow motion right now!
@Agent_Smith_0104/16/1999 17:15It is inevitable... you will laugh.
@Diva_Plavalaguna05/26/2001 19:05The highest note of humor!
@Rugrats_Tommy07/30/1998 02:18A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry10/06/2004 19:02In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Dodgeball_Pat08/26/2008 15:39If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@WordPress_Fan_0310/10/2008 01:54The best thing since version 1.0!
@Noob_Slayer_X07/19/1996 15:22Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
@Futurama_Fry_M04/16/2014 10:44Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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