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“Is this leather?” “It’s ‘Synthetic Empathy’.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

When you don’t like the diagnosis, just ask for a compliment.The ...read more »

"Take this. It has 'Neural-Minerals'."Part of the 67 Doctor Jokes...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

"I'm thinking, therefore I am." "No, you're thinking, therefore I...read more »

A busy clinic and a patient who can’t be seen.The nurse told the ...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

"Your skin is perfect." "Thanks, it’s a 'Real-Life Filter' I boug...read more »

@ICQ_Flower04/05/2012 19:07The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione11/22/1997 12:07It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Iron_Man_Tony02/15/2007 08:55I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.

@Bluetooth_Bot03/16/1999 03:54Pairing... Connected... Laughing!

@BitTorrent_0112/05/1995 05:58Seeding this joke for everyone else.

@Neo_The_One12/29/2013 14:54I know kung-fu... and this joke!

@Philosoraptor_X04/11/2007 03:02If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?