Why was Bruce Willis the best actor of 1999? For keeping a secret so well that for six months, the only person in Hollywood who didn’t know he was dead was Bruce Willis himself.
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🔥 Top 10: The Hollywood & Acting Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2023 Vintage: The Asteroid City Symmetry
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2025 Vintage: The Blade (Maybe?) Release
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2023 Archive: The Ferrari Speed
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2025 Classic: The Megan 2.0
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2025 Classic: The Passion of the Christ
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36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2012 “Assemble, Skyfalls & Mush-Mouth Bane” Edition
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2024 Archive: The Madame Web "Ambulance"
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2024 Legacy: The Longlegs "Hail Satan"
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In 1998, Hollywood decided that the Earth was far too safe, so th...read more »
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In 2017, Hollywood decided to get personal. It was the year we le...read more »
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It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
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I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
There is a joke in my boot!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
Ouch, Charlie! That was a funny one!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.
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