What’s the difference between a lawyer and a 486 processor? The processor eventually gets replaced by something faster; the lawyer just gets more expensive.
Part of the 49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2010 “iPad & The Social Network” Edition
In 2010, the legal world went "Retina Display." Lawyers stopped c...read more »
The First Year Associate
The struggle of learning the ropes and the bills.What’s the diffe...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Closing Argument
A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Final Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2025? Because no matter how smart the AI get...read more »
The Gavel Bang
The loudest sound in the room and what it actually means.Why did ...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!
Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
Sorry, I was AFK because I was laughing too hard.
@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
The history of humor in one post.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!