1999 Legacy: The M1A2 “System Enhancement”
Why the upgrade? So the tank could “Talk” to the helicopters, assuming the helicopter’s software didn’t think the tank was a virus. Part of the… Read More »1999 Legacy: The M1A2 “System Enhancement”
1999 Classic: Sugar Ray
Why was it “Every Morning”? Because Mark McGrath’s frosted tips were the only thing that rose faster than the sun in 1999. Part of the… Read More »1999 Classic: Sugar Ray
1998 Classic: The Pager Message
Monica pages Bill: “911-DRESS-STAIN.” Bill pages back: “404-FILE-NOT-FOUND.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 1998 “Beret, Cigar & Blue Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
1998 Archive: The 1998 Ending
A guy leaves the bar and says, “See you next year!” The bartender says, “If the computers don’t get us first!” Part of the 76… Read More »1998 Archive: The 1998 Ending
The Microsoft Clippy “Assistance” (1997)
Clippy: “It looks like you’re trying to write a letter. Would you like me to annoy you for the next 45 minutes instead?”
1997 Archive: The Glitter Glue Disaster
Trying to decorate an art project and realizing the glitter glue takes forty-eight hours to dry, turning your poster into a sticky, warped mess. Part… Read More »1997 Archive: The Glitter Glue Disaster
1997 Legacy: The Batman & Robin Director
One, but the bulb needs neon lights and ice-puns to work. Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1997 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified
1997 Archive: The Anaconda Wink
Why Jon Voight? For that scene where he winks after being vomited out by a giant snake—the literal peak of 90s cinema. Part of the… Read More »1997 Archive: The Anaconda Wink
1997 Vintage: Beck’s “Odelay” Moment
Why did he win Best Alternative Music Performance? To prove that mixing a drum machine, a harmonica, and lyrics that make zero sense is the… Read More »1997 Vintage: Beck’s “Odelay” Moment
1995 Archive: The Frozen Can
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for two hours? Because it said “concentrate.” Part of the 61 Classic Blonde Jokes:… Read More »1995 Archive: The Frozen Can