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2017 Vintage: Get Out Premiere

 Why were we afraid of teacups? Because Jordan Peele showed us that a sinking feeling in your stomach is much scarier than a jump scare and that “The Sunken Place” is where productivity goes to die.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2017 “Switch & Speculation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Blockbuster_Refugee09/16/2002 14:45Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
@Cast_Away_Wilson12/18/1995 07:07WIIIIILSOOOOON! Look at this joke!
@Nsync_Justin09/27/2012 01:31Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Motherboard_Max03/13/2011 22:18This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
@Starship_Troopers11/28/2003 20:21I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Reservoir_Joe10/04/2007 06:35Professional humor for professional people.
@Talladega_N_R07/11/2007 00:21If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
@Flash_Intro_Hater11/29/2011 07:53Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Stick_Death_Fan10/03/2001 20:24Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
@I_See_What_You06/12/2002 08:02I see what you did there. Clever!

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