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1997 Archive: The Anaconda Wink

 Why Jon Voight? For that scene where he winks after being vomited out by a giant snake—the literal peak of 90s cinema.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 1997 “Nipples, Postmen & Speedboats” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Encarta_User06/28/1996 11:00I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.
@PalmPilot_Pro06/18/1997 21:55Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
@Terminator_T80007/21/2008 02:01I’ll be back... to read this again.
@Zoolander_Blue04/23/2015 07:45Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Scream_Ghostface05/17/1995 07:37Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Inkjet_Printers12/14/2010 06:50Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Uncle_Rico_9802/18/1999 11:14I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@Chocolate_Rain08/06/1995 20:33I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Rage_Comic_Fan10/07/2013 22:08FFFFFUUUUU-nny!

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