1997 Archive: The Glitter Glue Disaster

Trying to decorate an art project and realizing the glitter glue takes forty-eight hours to dry, turning your poster into a sticky, warped mess.

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The high school girls spent all of their recess transition period...read more »

@Linux_Kernel_0.110/24/1995 00:52Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Tamagotchi_Sitter11/26/2015 04:49My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!

@Coffee_Addict02/29/1996 09:13404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!

@DotCom_Survivor01/18/1996 23:43I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Green_Day_Fan12/16/1995 08:33Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.

@Trololo_Man_7002/17/2005 11:36Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@Midi_Background03/03/2012 02:49Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!