1998 Archive: The Heart 2
“Your pulse is slow.” “I’m just relaxed.” “No, I think you’re actually bored by my jokes.” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 1998 “Blue… Read More »1998 Archive: The Heart 2
1998 Archive: The “One Week” Rap
Bare Naked Ladies just taught me that it’s possible to cram 500 words into a three-minute pop song. Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »1998 Archive: The “One Week” Rap
1997 Classic: The Janet Jackson “The Velvet Rope” Introspection
Why the red hair? For the album that proved the $80 million contract was worth every penny, as Janet explored the “Velvet Rope” of her… Read More »1997 Classic: The Janet Jackson “The Velvet Rope” Introspection
1997 Vintage: The Golden Corral Early Influx
Demanding that the family arrive at the local buffet restaurant by 3:30 PM to secure the ultimate corner booth before the church crowd arrives. Part… Read More »1997 Vintage: The Golden Corral Early Influx
1997 Legacy: The Dentist
He asked me when I last flossed. I told him, “You were there, you should know.” Part of the 42 Doctor Jokes: The 1997 “Pre-Millennium… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Dentist
1996 Vintage: The MRE “Bean Burrito” Disaster
Why was the 1996 MRE menu feared? Because “Tactical Gas” is a real thing, and the bean burrito was considered a violation of the Geneva… Read More »1996 Vintage: The MRE “Bean Burrito” Disaster
1995 Classic: The Fishing
She went fishing once. She didn’t catch anything, but she lectured the fish for two hours. Part of the 55 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 1995 “Classic… Read More »1995 Classic: The Fishing