1997 Classic: The Janet Jackson “The Velvet Rope” Introspection

Why the red hair? For the album that proved the $80 million contract was worth every penny, as Janet explored the “Velvet Rope” of her own mind.

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@AltaVista_Pro05/01/2008 12:55Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@Independence_Day09/26/1998 20:38Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.

@Macarena_Dancer02/02/2001 18:07Ehhh Macarena! Funnier than the dance!

@Under_Const_Gif04/10/1997 07:41This site is never finished... with humor!

@Midi_Background07/26/2012 09:34Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!

@Club_Penguin_Kid03/26/2003 01:10Waddle on over and read this!

@Net_Neutrality11/27/2005 18:35Equality for all jokes!

@Android_Bot_9904/06/2009 15:50Beep boop. Humor recognized.