Securing a heavy, plastic-cased mobile telephone into a rugged leather pouch attached to a braided belt, positioned exactly next to a bottle of antacids.
Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, Nokia Ringtone & New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
We are the best kept secret... of humor.
This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.
Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
Shake and bake! Hilarious!
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Seeking info, found a laugh. Mission success.