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2000 Archive: The Cellular Holster Protocol

Securing a heavy, plastic-cased mobile telephone into a rugged leather pouch attached to a braided belt, positioned exactly next to a bottle of antacids.

Part of the 38 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Survival, Nokia Ringtone & New Millennium” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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