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2013 Vintage: The Beyoncé Self-Titled Surprise

Why the midnight drop? Because Queen B released a “visual album” with zero promotion, proving that she doesn’t need a marketing team—she just needs to press “upload.”

Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star Jokes: The 2013 “Get Lucky, Pure Heroine & The Wrecking Ball” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Musician & Rock Star Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict08/26/2010 07:58LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Zip_Drive_Owner04/17/2006 12:52Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Twister_Chaser02/24/2012 07:01A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Eminem_Fan_0006/17/2008 15:12Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@CRT_Degauss11/20/2001 19:01BWONGGGG! My monitor just vibrated from that laugh.
@Trainspotting_Rent12/07/2000 01:10Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Dirty_Dancing_F02/07/1998 18:38Nobody puts a funny joke in a corner.
@Napoleon_Dyna01/01/1997 19:02Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!
@Grinds_My_Gears01/26/2004 14:09You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!

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