1998 Archive: The Heart 2

“Your pulse is slow.” “I’m just relaxed.” “No, I think you’re actually bored by my jokes.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

Closing the case on a healthy sense of humor.The doctor gave me a...read more »

In 2005, the medical world was split: surgeons were trying to loo...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

Technology in the operating room is getting out of hand.My surgeo...read more »

@SpiderMan_Tobey04/03/2014 20:37With great power comes great responsibility... to laugh.

@Breakfast_Club_B08/08/2012 00:45Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.

@Space_Background06/11/2008 22:50The stars are aligned for this joke.

@Xanga_Skin_Maker08/27/1995 17:53This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Trogdor_Burn08/13/1996 19:49Burninating the countryside with laughter!