2006 Vintage: The “Force Multiplier” Buzzword
What is it? Usually, it’s just a Captain with a laptop who thinks he’s helping. Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency &… Read More »2006 Vintage: The “Force Multiplier” Buzzword
2005 Vintage: The Death of Rosa Parks
Why did she lie in honor at the Capitol? To remind politicians that sometimes the most powerful thing you can do is stay exactly where… Read More »2005 Vintage: The Death of Rosa Parks
2004 Archive: The Nut
I’m “cracking” the level 10 boss. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The “Over and Over” Nelly & Tim McGraw
A rapper and a country singer. 2004 is the year of the “Wait, this actually works?” collaboration. Part of the 73 Observational One-Liners: The 2004… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Over and Over” Nelly & Tim McGraw
2003 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Performance
Why A Rush of Blood to the Head? Because Coldplay became the band for people who wanted to feel deep emotions without getting their hair… Read More »2003 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Performance
2003 Vintage: The Low-Carb Craze
A guy asks for a “carb-free whiskey.” The bartender says, “That’s just whiskey. Welcome to the club.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Low-Carb Craze
2002 Vintage: The Shift Key
Why did the blonde move her chair? She wanted to use the “Shift” key. Part of the 63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Shift Key
2001 Vintage: The Earth
I’m a farmer. I’m just “soiled.” Part of the 101 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Odyssey Edition (2001) archive. Historically Verified
2000 Archive: The Cellular Holster Protocol
Securing a heavy, plastic-cased mobile telephone into a rugged leather pouch attached to a braided belt, positioned exactly next to a bottle of antacids. Part… Read More »2000 Archive: The Cellular Holster Protocol
2000 Vintage: The Paperless Office 2000
Why did we buy a new copier? To print out the “Digital Strategy” manuals for the entire staff. Part of the 73 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2000 Vintage: The Paperless Office 2000