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2004 Archive: The Nut

 I’m “cracking” the level 10 boss.

Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zelda_Link01/22/2006 03:10It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter01/07/2011 06:03My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Keyboard_Warrior01/31/2008 22:30F5... F5... F5... More jokes please!
@Lock_Stock_Two05/21/2010 22:17It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
@Wrestling_Nut03/14/1996 05:42Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Blink_182_Mark01/15/1998 01:31What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Wayne_World_Ex10/03/2004 18:34Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Keyboard_Cat_P07/12/2011 13:21Play him off! (The bad jokes, not this one).
@Nyan_Cat_Space01/22/2015 18:52Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Web_Crawler_9607/23/2015 15:19Crawled my way to this hilarious page.

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