2013 Classic: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out that “Let It Go” is still playing. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Classic: The Cursor
2012 Archive: The Avengers
Six superheroes walk into a bar. The bartender says, “We have a Hulk-sized tab waiting for you guys.” Tony Stark says, “Put it on my… Read More »2012 Archive: The Avengers
2012 Vintage: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Everyone
Why the “Control” verse (Technically 2013, but the hype started now)? Because Kendrick was already making the list of rappers he was about to outshine.… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Kendrick Lamar vs. Everyone
2012 Classic: The “Stealth” Drone over North Korea
Why was it there? To see if Kim Jong-un’s “Nuclear Program” was more advanced than a 1980s microwave (it was, slightly). Part of the 33… Read More »2012 Classic: The “Stealth” Drone over North Korea
2012 Legacy: The The Dark Knight Rises
Why was the host so muffled? Because he spent the whole BBQ doing a Bane impression: “Ah, you think the charcoal is your ally? You… Read More »2012 Legacy: The The Dark Knight Rises
2011 Legacy: The “Transformers” Replacement
Why Rosie Huntington-Whiteley? For proving that the franchise treats lead actresses like car accessories. Part of the 41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill… Read More »2011 Legacy: The “Transformers” Replacement
2010 Classic: The Wikileaks
A guy whispers to the bartender, “I know what’s in the secret sauce.” The bartender says, “It’s just mayo and ketchup, Julian. Relax.” Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Wikileaks
2009 Vintage: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy. Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified
2009 Classic: The MySpace “End”
Why was the screen so quiet? Because the last “Glitter Background” was finally deleted. Part of the 72 Office Groaners: The 2009 “Windows 7 &… Read More »2009 Classic: The MySpace “End”
2008 Archive: The DVD Remote Struggle
The Sunday School teacher losing the tiny plastic remote control for the classroom’s new DVD player, leaving the class staring at a spinning silver logo… Read More »2008 Archive: The DVD Remote Struggle