Standing exactly half an inch away from the automated checkout screen to ensure the computer program properly applied a ten-cent coupon for fiber bran flakes.
Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Meeting Mishaps, Toilet Paper Hoarding & Quarantined Grandparents” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Everybody knows your name when you tell this joke.
Laughing is as laughing does.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
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