2013 Classic: The Cursor

I’m “pointing” out that “Let It Go” is still playing.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

My house locked me out because I didn't say "please" to the ther...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

The world was on the edge of its seat in 1999. While Prince was f...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "concentrating" on being real.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "buzzing" with every vibration.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »

@Pixel_Addict03/02/2007 10:56LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.

@Burning_CDs09/06/2015 08:27I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!

@QuickTime_Viewer09/30/1999 12:13Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!

@Ruby_Rhod_Green09/02/2008 06:54Super green! Hilarious!

@Nu_Metal_Kid10/31/1997 11:10I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!

@Limp_Bizkit_Fan08/27/1998 23:59Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!

@Salad_Fingers_F09/13/2010 15:50I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Cool_Story_Bro05/07/2005 21:45Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Hacktivist_Fan07/10/2014 04:24Hacking into the comedy mainframe.