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2009 Vintage: The Scanner

 I’m “beaming” with joy.

Part of the 199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005)
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130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016)
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117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pirates_Jack_S08/03/2001 03:15But you have heard of this joke!
@Avatar_Na_vi09/30/2015 01:34I see you... laughing!
@Pirate_Bay_9912/31/2014 08:15Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
@Flickr_User_0408/21/1999 19:40A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker01/15/2007 08:48This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Heh_Heh_Heh_Cat10/19/1997 00:47Heh heh heh. Good one.
@Tablet_User_1006/29/2003 10:27Tapping my way to a good mood.

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