2023 Classic: The Witness Stand

Why did the lawyer bring an “AI Lie Detector”? To show the jury that the witness’s “biometric signals” were in “breach of truth.”

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

In 2007, the world went "Smart," and the legal profession went "M...read more »

In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

In 2018, the legal world found its new gold mine: privacy regulat...read more »

In 1997, the legal profession discovered its "cool" side thanks t...read more »

Why did the robot associate quit? It realized that even with a p...read more »

A lawyer crossed the road to serve a subpoena to a "Fully Autono...read more »

Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »

He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »

Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »

A lawyer brought a "Brain-Wave Recording" to court to prove his ...read more »

A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club03/15/2014 11:53A joke about nothing? Love it!

@HTML_Hacker08/25/2012 15:46<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!

@He_Man_Power05/03/1998 07:44I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!

@Banner_Exchange07/15/1997 21:41Click my banner for more laughs!

@Lag_Victim_0108/05/2001 01:56I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!

@Joe_Cartoon_G07/14/2012 08:22Press the button for more humor!

@Homestar_Runner06/23/2007 19:05That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@I_See_What_You11/09/1996 19:28I see what you did there. Clever!