2017 Legacy: The Death of Lil Peep
Why the “Emo-Rap” tragedy? For the loss of a young visionary who was just beginning to bridge the gap between punk and hip-hop. Part of… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Death of Lil Peep
2017 Vintage: The Buffer
Why did the blonde bring a car wax? She heard the video was “buffering.” Part of the 44 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2017 Archive archive.… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Buffer
2017 Vintage: The Mummy Reboot
“I’ve awakened an ancient curse!” “That’s just your student loan interest kicking in. It never sleeps.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury Fails &… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Mummy Reboot
2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Surge (to $20k)
Why were the “Crypto Bros” so loud? Because they believed that digital coins were the future, while the rest of us were still trying to… Read More »2017 Classic: The Bitcoin Surge (to $20k)
2017 Archive: The Closing Argument
Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Alternate Reality version.” Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017… Read More »2017 Archive: The Closing Argument
2016 Archive: The Damn Daniel
Why was the traveler looking at the guy’s white shoes? Because “Damn Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans!” was the only joke… Read More »2016 Archive: The Damn Daniel
2015 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
Why did Meryl Streep lose? Because even the Queen of Hollywood knows when it’s time to let Patricia Arquette take the podium. Part of the… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Best Supporting Actress Race
2014 Legacy: The Doris
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Doris. / Doris who? / Doris locked, find the key! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Doris
2013 Vintage: The Beyoncé Self-Titled Surprise
Why the midnight drop? Because Queen B released a “visual album” with zero promotion, proving that she doesn’t need a marketing team—she just needs to… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Beyoncé Self-Titled Surprise
2013 Classic: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with 2013 excitement. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified