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2017 Archive: The Closing Argument

 Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Alternate Reality version.”

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dumb_And_Dumber08/23/1995 11:08So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
@Linux_Distro_Fan06/03/2005 03:58Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Pizza_Pizza_9908/07/2000 02:23Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
@American_Psycho_P02/05/1996 21:51I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
@Snatch_Mickey12/24/2002 07:29Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Offspring_Guy02/10/2015 20:38The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
@Goosebumps_Kid12/19/2009 13:59Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Salt_Bae_Original02/16/2015 19:03Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
@Filter_Fanatic03/15/2008 19:40This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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