Why did the lawyer cross the road? To serve a subpoena to the chicken’s “Alternate Reality version.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
I have to return some videotapes... after I laugh.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Sprinkling some humor on this archive.
This joke looks better with a sepia filter.