2023 Classic: The Witness Stand
Why did the lawyer bring an “AI Lie Detector”? To show the jury that the witness’s “biometric signals” were in “breach of truth.” Part of… Read More »2023 Classic: The Witness Stand
2023 Vintage: The Hunger Games Prequel
“I hope you’re hungry!” “No, just thirsty.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & ChatGPT” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: Cillian Murphy
Why was he the face of 2023? Because his “exhausted but brilliant” look in Oppenheimer became the official mood for everyone trying to survive the year. Part… Read More »2023 Vintage: Cillian Murphy
2023 Legacy: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce
Why did the NFL suddenly start showing the VIP boxes every five minutes? Because Taylor showed up to a game, and football fans had to… Read More »2023 Legacy: Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce
2023 Legacy: The Napoleon Fan
“I found the crown of light in the gutter, and I picked it up with my ladder.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2023… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Napoleon Fan
2022 Vintage: The Gen Z Slang Infiltration
The English teacher giving out a detention because a student loudly stated that a classical poem about the autumn rain was “slaying” and “no cap,… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Gen Z Slang Infiltration
2022 Archive: The Top Gun Maverick Goal
Why did the sales lead start wearing aviators and a flight suit? Because he watched Top Gun and now every quarterly target is a “High-G Maneuver” and… Read More »2022 Archive: The Top Gun Maverick Goal
2021 Archive: The Bernie Sanders
I saw an old man sitting in a chair with mittens. He looked “cool,” but he was definitely “weathering” the political storm. Part of the… Read More »2021 Archive: The Bernie Sanders
2021 Archive: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the tea on the workplace. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2020 Vintage: The Last of Us Part II
Why was the Halloween mood so grim? Because we spent the summer playing a game about a fungus apocalypse while living through a real one,… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Last of Us Part II