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2003 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Performance

Why A Rush of Blood to the Head? Because Coldplay became the band for people who wanted to feel deep emotions without getting their hair messy.

Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2003 “Norah Jones & The Great Chill” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Grammy Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Grammy Jokes: The 2023 “Renaissance, Records & Harry’s House” Edition
In 2023, the 65th Grammy Awards were a masterclass in history-mak...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Rock Song
Why "Broken Man"? Because St. Vincent’s guitar playing is the onl...read more »
2025 Classic: Chappell Roan’s Pink Pony
Why was she the star of the night? Because the "Midwest Princess"...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Country Song
Why "The Architect"? Because Kacey Musgraves reminded us that she...read more »
2025 Legacy: Sabrina’s Espresso Shot
Why did "Espresso" win Best Pop Solo? Because Sabrina Carpenter b...read more »
39 Grammy Jokes: The 2025 “Cowboy Carter & The Kendrick Sweep” Edition
In 2025, the 67th Grammy Awards felt like the ultimate balancing ...read more »
35 Grammy Jokes: The 2017 “Adele’s Heartbreak & Lemonade Justice” Edition
In 2017, the 59th Grammy Awards were a showdown between two of th...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Rap Performance
Why "Not Like Us"? Because Kendrick made the most catchy song abo...read more »
2025 Legacy: Best Song Written for Visual Media
Why "What Was I Made For?"? Because Billie Eilish is the only per...read more »
2024 Legacy: Best Traditional R&B Performance
Why "Good Morning"? Because PJ Morton is the most consistent "Smo...read more »

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2024 Vintage: Best Rap Song
Why "SCIENTISTS & ENGINEERS"? (See: Killer Mike’s afternoon s...read more »
2025 Vintage: Best Country Duo/Group Performance
Why Beyoncé and Miley? Because "II Most Wanted" was the duo we di...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beatles’ Final Bow
Why did "Now and Then" win Best Rock Performance? Because even 60...read more »
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In 2019, the 61st Grammy Awards were a turning point. It was the ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic08/29/1999 09:40This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Zip_Drive_Owner10/20/2010 18:44Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Dreamcast_Gamer09/29/2009 06:58Thinking is definitely funny today.
@Msdos_Expert12/02/2003 11:10DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@SouthPark_Stan10/19/2001 22:04Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Jesus_Quintana09/26/2005 22:42Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Second_Life_Avy02/24/2012 14:15In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
@Illidan_Blind08/14/2001 23:04I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Everquest_Solo02/17/1997 04:38Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.

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