1996 Vintage: The MRE “Bean Burrito” Disaster

Why was the 1996 MRE menu feared? Because “Tactical Gas” is a real thing, and the bean burrito was considered a violation of the Geneva Convention.

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@Internet_Explorer_311/26/1996 21:09Wait for it... wait for it... HA! Finally loaded!

@Linux_Kernel_0.108/24/2010 02:09Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.

@Floppy_Fanatic08/02/2013 02:22Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.

@Face_Palm_0105/12/2009 02:22Classic. Simply classic.

@Last_Commenter09/30/2007 19:59Saving the best laugh for last!