2016 Vintage: The “Sit Still, Look Pretty”
Daya is not going to be a puppet. 2016 is the year of the “Independent Girl” anthem. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The “Sit Still, Look Pretty”
2016 Legacy: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch ‘Em All”… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Scared Elephant
2016 Classic: The Cloud
I’m “feeling” a bit foggy about the tracker. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically… Read More »2016 Classic: The Cloud
2015 Vintage: The Star Wars Episode VII Hype
The group of eighth graders who spent all of recess fighting with plastic glowing tubes, trying to mimic Kylo Ren’s crossguard sword layout before the… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Star Wars Episode VII Hype
2015 Legacy: The Dwayne
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Dwayne. / Dwayne who? / Dwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning in 2015! Part of the 34 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes:… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Dwayne
2014 Legacy: The Surgeon
“I’m going to operate.” “Do you have the latest HealthKit integration?” Part of the 61 Doctor Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket Challenge & HealthKit” Edition… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Surgeon
2014 Legacy: The Firefox “Hello”
Why was the nerd happy? He could “video call” from his browser, but he had no one to call because everyone was on Skype. Part… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Firefox “Hello”
2012 Classic: The Abraham Lincoln
Vampire Hunter: Why was the 16th President holding an axe? Because 2012 was the year history got weird, and we all accepted that “Honest Abe”… Read More »2012 Classic: The Abraham Lincoln
2012 Archive: The End of the World (Not)
Why were the athletes laughing? Because December 21st passed, and the only thing that ended was the old guard’s dominance over the new wave. Part… Read More »2012 Archive: The End of the World (Not)
2012 Legacy: The Maroon 5 (One More Night) Fan
“I’m at a payphone trying to call home… because I can’t see the buttons in the dark.” Part of the 73 Light Bulb Jokes: 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Maroon 5 (One More Night) Fan