2007 Archive: The Wikipedia Fact
“Wikipedia says I’m not drunk.” “Wikipedia is currently being edited by your wife. You’re cut off.” Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone… Read More »2007 Archive: The Wikipedia Fact
2007 Archive: The Echo
I’m “repeating” the buzzwords. Part of the 177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007) archive. Historically Verified
2007 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
A family showing up for the new parish directory photo session all wearing identical white polo shirts and khaki pants while posing in front of… Read More »2007 Archive: The Matching Khaki Directory
2006 Classic: The Canvas
I’m “painting” a picture. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Classic: The YouTube Launch
A man tells his wife, “I’m going to be a YouTube star!” She says, “Great. I’ll film you mowing the lawn. It’ll be the first time… Read More »2005 Classic: The YouTube Launch
2005 Legacy: The Plastic
I’m “flexible” with my working hours. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of… Read More »2004 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge
2004 Archive: The The Incredibles Teasers
Why was the family wearing spandex? Because Pixar made us believe that every “Normal” family was secretly saving the world between helpings of coleslaw. Part… Read More »2004 Archive: The The Incredibles Teasers
2004 Classic: The World of Warcraft Launch
I’ll see you all in three years. I have to go collect 10 boar tusks and talk to a wizard. Part of the 73 Observational… Read More »2004 Classic: The World of Warcraft Launch
2003 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Workout
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school district still hadn’t invested in any form of digital reading material. Part of the 38 School… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Workout