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2004 Classic: The Shag Carpet Static Surge

Shuffling across an outdated avocado-green carpet in thick wool socks, creating enough electrical voltage to shock anyone who attempts to hand you a cup of tea.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2004 “Razor Phones, DVD Recorders & Flat Screen Suspicion” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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