“Wikipedia says I’m not drunk.” “Wikipedia is currently being edited by your wife. You’re cut off.”
Part of the 78 Bar Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Mad Men” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Horse Question
The most iconic setup in the history of American pubs.A horse wal...read more »
The Giraffe Problem
Tall tales from the savanna to the tavern.A giraffe walks into a ...read more »
79 Bar Jokes: The 1999 “Party Like It’s 1999 & Y2K Panic” Edition
In 1999, every night at the bar felt like the last night on Earth...read more »
2025 Classic: The Cyber-Bar
"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
2025 Classic: The Vision Pro 2
A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »
2024 Archive: The House of the Dragon S2
"Team Black or Team Green?" "Team Beer," says the bartender.Part...read more »
56 Bar Jokes: The 1995 “Neon Signs & Jukebox” Edition
In 1995, bar humor was built on the classic "A guy walks into a b...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Deepfake Date
A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »
The Roman Drink
Ancient history meets the happy hour.A Roman walks into a bar, ho...read more »
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The C, Eb, and G
Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »
The Piano Player
A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »
The Two Guys
The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
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