I’m “flexible” with my working hours.
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Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
One billion... laughs!
Very nice! Great success!
I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!