2002 Legacy: The 2002 Optimism

We’ve got the iPod, Spider-Man, and Kelly Clarkson. The millennium is looking bright and sparkly.

🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@Tamagotchi_Dad06/29/2006 08:57Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Net_Neutral_9511/16/2008 07:04This is why we need the internet.

@SimCity_Mayor05/14/2006 17:45Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Step_Brothers_B04/20/2003 03:29Did we just become best friends? Yup!

@Dancing_Baby_9611/17/2007 11:50Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Troll_Face_Real01/22/2001 01:33Problem? No, just laughs!